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Travel Mugs: The Fruitcake of Drinking Thingies

Travel Mug Prugatory

It’s time to do the “I-can’t-find-a-#@$ing-thing-in-this-@#@ing-drawer-so-I’m-throwing-everything-out” drawer purge!

No idea why we need an entire kitchen drawer dedicated to travel mugs.  Some with lids. Some without lids. This drawer is travel mug Purgatory.

We go to an event, they give us a travel mug.  We get all excited about the new travel mug we now have,  Sometimes so excited that we sit that mug right next to the coffee pot because its our “special” mug.  Then, within a month, it is tossed into this drawer …..purgatory… where it will now exist, ignored, with no human or liquid interaction, except for the occasional search for the previously mentioned non-existing matching lid, until, eventually, it meets its ultimate demise…. the garbage can.

The purge usually occurs after everyone has turned a blind eye to the gradually mounting collection of travel mugs and then gets ticked off when the drawer keeps jamming on that one mug that just won’t push down into the @#@*ing drawer.

The only way to stop this madness is to use the low-level users to get to the dealers and put those sunza-b’s (who make these things and hand them out to unsuspecting potential travel mug addicts) in jail.

No more travel mugs!  They are the fruitcake of drinking thingies, YaJagoffs!

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