Here’s a Jagoff email I received:
“This morning, on my way in to work, I approach a four-way stop sign near my house. I stop, as does the person to my left. Along comes “Mr. Jagoff” in his sporty little black Mitsubishi. He does not stop like the rest of us commoners- instead he rolls through the intersection, chatting on his cell phone and pretending we are invisible! Mr Jagoff doesn’t believe that stop signs apply to him. He thinks his life is so much more important than the rest of ours. Thanks for putting me in a crappy mood first thing this morning, YA JAGOFF!”
Now THIS was the purpose of our website. Get it out…don’t harbor feelings, VENT! Catch the Jagoffs!
Here’s what I say to the guy in the Less-than-$30,000-almost-a-sports-car-but-not-really Mitsubishi:
1) If you’re gonna have a “greater than thou” attitude, drive around in something that warrants and attitude AND I DON’T MEAN A CONVERTIBLE FIERO!!!
2) Having an attitude in a Mitsubishi is like trying to swagger around the South Side’s Club Diesel in Wal-Mart jeans
3) Your attitude in a Mitsubishi is as “yesterday” as taking a picture of yourself and your lady friend (you with your shirt buttoned down to your belly-button and your chest-hair toupee showing) then saying, “Hey, I can’t wait to THIS ROLL OF FILM DEVELOPED!”
4) It’s like trying to be cool by pronouncing Primanti’s as “Pri-MONTY’s!”
Soooo, Mr. Mitsubishi, before you go trying to be a “Big-swingin-meat-I-wear-Ralph-Lauren-fragrance-I’m-hipper-than-you-Yakin-on-the-cell-phone-Leaning-on-the-center-console-With-my-wrist-draped-over-the-steering-wheel-Don’t-need-to-obey-the-road-rules-OR-common-sense-OR-common-courtesy” Dude, get a RESPECTABLE swaggerin’ car, YA JAGOFF!
Thanks to RhondaG of N. Huntingdon for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher!
