Pumpkin spice: bread, cookies, autumn-whole-lotta-crappalotta-coffee, beer, soap, potpourri, candles, toilet sprays… WHATEVER!! I’m a purist. I only like pumpkin flavored PUMPKIN PIE! Do I like the SMELL of pumpkin pie and would a have that around, yeah, maybe. But can we paleeeeeeze stop pumpkin-ing EVERYTHING?
Thank gawd that I know of one thing that hasn’t been pumpkin-ed…. a Primanti Brothers sandwich.
In the meantime, here’s my question, why do we need pumpkin-spiced toilet sprays? If you eat and drink everything pumpkin-spiced every day for 3 months, won’t you bathroom automatically smell like pumpkin spice, Ya Jagoffs?
Thanks to Anna Mac for the PhotoShop work!
