Well, things were set for today. We had a nice blog post about a really good grocery store jagoff because whodda thunk that we would have needed to write a late-breaking blog post about ….(can’t even write that)… NOT WINNING against the Cleveland Browns. On top of that, we didn’t even have to go through Tom Brady and the Patriots this year, FINALLY!
It was sooooooooooooooooo bad that, on the police scanner, we heard the City of Pittsburgh Police securing the bases of all of the bridges. Even THEY knew this was bad and that it could cause Steeler fans to take to the bridge. I mean, given the phone calls to the post-game TV and Radio talk shows, it seemed like someone could have sold 3-foot personalized jumping plots all along each one of the County’s 446 bridges!!!
So this typically creates a terrible Monday morning vibe and it’s time to take on ALL of our Pittsburgh demons!
HEY REFS, YOU SUCK, YA JAGOFFS! (STANDARD IN ANY LOSS Valid or not)
COVID-19, WE STILL HATE YOU!
HEY GARBAGE CAN BAG THAT WOULDN’T STAY OPEN WHILE WE TRIED TO Put our party prep scraps in BEFORE THE STEELERS GAME CAME ON, WE HATE YOU TOO YA JAGOFF!
Fire Bruce Arians! FIRE DAN BYLSMA! BENCH FLEURY… YA JAGOFFS!
So on today’s work zoom calls, tell your cohorts to run their own reports, answer their own marketing strategy questions and put some pants on because everyone’s staying in their own VIRTUAL cubicles today staring at their kids’ school pictures… Ya Jagoffs!