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Mornings At The Self-Serve Gas Pump

YaJagoff Blog Post Self Serve Gas

Two types of self-serve gas jagoffs…. that gets exponentially worse during the morning rush!

Example 1: Landscaper trailers that fill 25 gasoline containers during rush hour and then go inside to buy coffee and donut.

Example 2: People that fill their gas tank and then leave their car at the pump while they go in to use the bathroom OR take advantage of the “12 hot dogs, drink and a bag of chips for 9-cents” special

Hey (INSERT GASOLINE JAGOFF TYPE HERE) despite the fact that a tank of gas on most of the vehicles is just about as cheap as the new adult slushies, the rest of us do need fuel too.  And we would like to get it sometime before our tank runs completely out while waiting in line.

If you need to take a leak, take a peak, get a lottery card, pay cash cause you lost your debit card again, grab a Ding-Dong and a coffee or get the Instant-Laxative Hot Dog Special, move your landscaping trailer (please), Ya Jagoff!!

Author’s Note:  We suggest you pull your car over by the sometimes-working car vacuum.  That way, if it IS working, we can POTENTIALLY have another Gasoline Station Jagoff post when someone rolls in to clean out their car right before they go pick up their boss for a ride-a-long and YOU’RE IN THE WAY!  (LOL)

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