Two types of self-serve gas jagoffs…. that gets exponentially worse during the morning rush!
Example 1: Landscaper trailers that fill 25 gasoline containers during rush hour and then go inside to buy coffee and donut.
Example 2:Ā People that fill their gas tank and then leave their car at the pump while they go in to use the bathroom OR take advantage of the ā12 hot dogs, drink and a bag of chips for 9-centsā special
Hey (INSERT GASOLINE JAGOFF TYPE HERE) despite the fact that a tank of gas on most of the vehicles is just about as cheap as the new adult slushies, the rest of us do need fuel too.Ā And we would like to get it sometime before our tank runs completely out while waiting in line.
If you need to take a leak, take a peak, get a lottery card, pay cash cause you lost your debit card again, grab a Ding-Dong and a coffee or get the Instant-Laxative Hot Dog Special, move your landscaping trailer (please), Ya Jagoff!!
Authorās Note:Ā Ā We suggest you pull your car over by the sometimes-working car vacuum.Ā That way, if it IS working, we can POTENTIALLY have another Gasoline Station Jagoff post when someone rolls in to clean out their car right before they go pick up their boss for a ride-a-long and YOUāRE IN THE WAY!Ā (LOL)
Rachael Rennebeck is a Pittsburgh jagoff (the term of endearment version of jagoff of course) who cofounded YaJagoff Media, LLC. With decades of experience eating, drinking, shopping, living, and being among yinzers, we birthed the Pittsburgh-centric company encompassing all things related to the 412, oh, and the 724.
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