Haaaa..the “jagoff catching sickness” is infectious!! Look at this email I got from RhondaG in Irwin! No editing:
Dear Mr and Mrs Jagoff (a/k/a my neighbors),Today I noticed, as I was pulling out of my driveway, that you had your stupid little “SLOW CHILDREN AT PLAY” bright neon yellow signs set up, up and down the street. (you know these signs..they are in the shape of what appears to be a crossing guard with his hand in a sort of “halt!” position.) I also see that you added bright little orange cones today.I understand that you are being extra cautious so that nobody runs over your children. I have no problem with safety, and I don’t even mind the ugly signs or the screaming of your kids as they ride their bikes up and down the street and in my yard. I do have a problem with the fact that you 2 drive up and down the street like you’re in the INDY 500!!!READ YOUR OWN SIGNS, and SLOW DOWN!!, YA JAG OFFS!!
RhondaG, you wrote my entire blog post today!!!!! LMAO! But I just can’t sit in my lawn chair on my front porch “Pittsburgh Tanning” and let Rhonda carry all the weight. So here’s my 9 cents worth (it used to be my 2 cents worth but the price of gas has caused me to increase my fees).
* People who live in glass houses, shouldn’t have kids
* If you have a glass coffee table, you shouldn’t have kids
* Let he who casts the first stone, not live in a glass house
* Let he who has kids, know how to act like a responsible adult (cuz a lot of ’em DON’T)
* People who post SLOW signs in the neighborhood should, get off the cell phone, pay attention, and DRIVE SLOW! (I actually made this one up!)
NOTE: I wonder if these people also have a “No Solicitation” sign in their window and then go and peddle Cub Scout Popcorn, Girl Scout Cookies, Sarris Candy, Christmas Wrap and Little League Lottery tickets!!
Thanks to RhondaG for being our Jagoff Catcher!!!!
Rachael Rennebeck is a Pittsburgh jagoff (the term of endearment version of jagoff of course) who cofounded YaJagoff Media, LLC. With decades of experience eating, drinking, shopping, living, and being among yinzers, we birthed the Pittsburgh-centric company encompassing all things related to the 412, oh, and the 724.
You forgot one…”Put the Damn Dog Down While you are driving”
If you liked this “driver” wait until you see next Monday….
BTW, thanks for posting a comment!!