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Beating the Heat AND the Pens Loss

It’s freakin’ hot. Not unusually hot.. just real hot too fast.  Like not even a warning shot.  It just went from cold with sideways rain to 80+ degrees with humidity.  And then, the Penguins lost in the first round of the playoffs again. And, as history would have it, the Islanders are behind it again.

So, what better to do than to completely ignore everything and post about this winter-driving jagoffery.

This is the tweet that came with the pic back in, well, when it was cold …sometime before the DEVIL took over Scott Harbaugh’s weather forecasting computer!!!!

How is the road clean and your car THAT covered???

This cracks us up because, CLEARLY, the thought process of this driver is, “I only need the FRONT window to drive!”  Haaaa.. yes.. and that thingy hanging in the middle of your windshield is indeed a Check-your-make-up-or-Mand0-mousse-or-Squeeze-Some-zits-while-at-a-redlight mirror.

FYI, it is the law that in Pennsylvania you have to clean the snow off your car!  It’s one of those People-Don’t-Have-Enough-Common-Sense-So-We-Need-a-Law laws!!!

We hope that this helps everyone cool off and forget about what’s gonna happen to Tristan Jarry.  It’s our public service duty!

In the meantime, for this driver, maybe you’re one of those people that, no matter how much snow is on the car, you NEVER brush it, you simply turn the defrosters on high for an hour-and-a-half.  You don’t even use the “Pittsburgh snow brush” which is tucking your hand up into your sweater sleeve and brushing the stuff off with your arm Ya Jagoff!

 

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