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YaJagoff Podcast Parking Jagoff

Unless it was Mr. Pipecleaner himself, we’re thinking the driver of the car on the left needs to be reminded about two things:

  1. Courtesy about leaving room for the other person to get back into their car (and how did THEY even get out of their car??)
  2. The age old, unwritten “urinal rule” that says.. when you have a room full of open urinals, DON’T use the urinal right next to someone. There was an entire parking lot of open spaces at this Giant Eagle but, the car on the left picked the one right next to the other car’s door handle!

Oh wait.. maybe the driver on the left is a living, breathing COAT HANGER and had no problemo getting out of their car!!!!

What one MIGHT do in this situation is CONSIDER denting the van door with a hefty kick of the heel of a work boot.  But that would make YOU a jagoff too.

So here is our alternative: we would take a picture of the car as was done here.  We would email the photo to us THEN  we would leave one of our parking notes (see below) ON the car letting the driver know that they were about to be FAMOUS!!!

See that?  We are better than anger management classes.

Hey Slim-Jim (haaaaa like that one??)…. seriously?  You’re parked soooo close to the car on the right that, if your car was a dog, we’d be throwing cold water on it!  Looks like you were actually able to reach out of your window and grab the loose change outta the car on the right?

Thanks to your head-up-your-ARSE parking method, unless the driver has their skinny jeans on, with 2 pair of SPANX underneath, has been on a hunger strike for the last 1,201 days and is the new Transformer character named “Hanger,” ain’t NOBODY getting in that car on the right, Ya Jagoff!!!

Thanks to Denise H. for the pic! She had to get a bystander to crawl into the passenger side of her car, move it away from the other car and then drive home!

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