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Discount Mattress Jagoffs

When you get a “discounted” mattress, I guess it stands to a reason that you probably don’t have the extra $35 to pay to have said mattress delivered.

The the tweet that came in with this photo:

@YaJagoff C’mon seriously!!! The 18 Wheeler behind him is NOT seeing the humor in this

Yeah.. me thinks the 18-wheeler, driving behind this Subaru, is potentially looking at a completely different idea of a SLEEPER CAB if that thing blows off.  And, since the car underneath is the size of a tricycle, it potentially could all just fly backwards into the oncoming truck’s windshield like a stink bug.

This scenario kind of flies in the face… (like how I just did that?) of the Subaru slogan, “Confidence in Motion.”  Nothing about a mattress flopping up and down at 60 mph exudes confidence in motion.

I mean REALLY….what was this person thinking???  Everyone knows that you’re supposed to put your left arm out the window and grab the mattress with your finger tips until they or raw in order to safely stabilize a humongous mattress to the top of a pint-sized car that is driving 55-65 mph on a highway according to OSHA standards!

You pay to have food delivered through GrubHub, UberEats and whatever other app drives single dinner servings at ridiculous prices!  For crissakes, pay the extra few bucks and get the thing, that you’re going to sleep on the next 10 years, delivered so we’re all not having to leave as much space behind you on the I-79… Ya Jagoff!


Thanks to @Steveliv708 for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher!!

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