Sometimes we use the phrase, “Ya Jagoff!” as a term of endearment. Chick-Fil-A during the pandemic on top of election day is one of those times!
Just to review, the Chick-Fil-A chicken nuggets might be laced with something. You purchase a box of 12 of them, eat one and then suddenly, the other 11 are gone and you have no idea where they went… because you THINK you at them but you want at least 11 more. Sometimes you might purchase a platter of 60 nuggets.. so that you can share with the kids. But.. somehow, you accidentally knock the platter top off on the drive home and, now there’s only 15-20 nuggets left for the kids to eat once you get home.
It’s no secret that, within about 2.5 hours of the pandemic and it’s associated shutdown, that it seemed like the Chick-Fil-A on McKnight road had 4 tents up, portable computers, 12 people working the line and a system for moving 600 cars through 2 lanes in about 10 minutes. We would drive by the McKnight Road facility, see a long line but never hesitate to get in it because we knew that the line would move faster than a Taco Bell taco with extra hot sauce AND dipped in MiraLAX!
Let alone, the organization… it’s unreal. On top of that.. the manners that those running the line have.
So, Chick-Fil-A… you have us hooked. Not sure how you do it with your secret magical ways but.. could you please submit a proposal to every state in the U.S. to take over the election process? And, when you do it, make sure you build in the cost to feed everyone in any kind of line, a platter of nuggets?
We know you’re busy working on those drive thru lines but, can you please take over the world ASAP… Ya Jagoffs? (used in the “hey is that an authentic Jack Lambert jersey you have on?” term of endearment version)