I was going to do a catchy Robin Thicke “Blurred Lines” thingy for this #PeterParkers but didn’t. Ok, maybe I will. (You know you want it… ya know ya want it!)
Our evaluation tools for “good parking are:”
- The car is touching the asphalt – CHECK
- All four wheels are in the same parking lot – CHECK
- The sunroof isn’t touching the ground! CHECK
- Common Courtesy FAIL!
(You know you want it… ya know ya want it!) Yep.. that’s now stuck and you’re welcome for the ear worm!
This truck is in a parking garage so they can’t even use the old, “When I parked there, the snow was covering the lines!”
In previous ”Parking Jagoff” posts, we have offered NUMEROUS solutions to helping people be less IG’nernt with their parking. Our favorite solution is, hire some of the guys, that manage those parking lots during sporting events, to work at these lots….those guys that charge $45 CASH for every spot you take whether or not it has a 4-foot hole full of broken glass?
At $45 per spot, we guarantee that will teach ”Peter Parkers“ how to take up ONLY one spot because, at THAT rate, EVERYONE figures out how to squeeze their Winnebago-with-an-attached-fresh-pig-on-a-spit-trailer into a spot the size of a Smart Car,
Learn how to park, Ya Jagoff! (You know you want it… ya know ya want it!) Yep.. you hate me now!