Yes, potholes can be JAGOFFS too!
I drove to this specific pothole on Forbes Avenue. I crept along Forbes in the curb lane at 15mph looking for it. This pothole is actually big enough to hide Mayor Ravenstahl and his body guards the next time a major snowfall hits the city (so he doesn’t have to hide out at Seven Springs.)
Hey, you Tire-swallowing-Bounce-my-car-hard-enough-to-cause-a-Sidney-Crosby-type-concussion-Almost-big-enough-to-use-as-a-wave-pool pothole – I called the Mayors’ 311 line to report you and I’m gonna bring my lawn chair and a couple of Iron City beers to Forbes Avenue and WATCH WITH JOY when the City road crew fills yer tire-gobblin’ arse, YA JAGOFF!!!
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(By the way, if you were the person drivin’ behind me on Forbes Avenue INSESCENTLY beeping and waving your arms while I was trying to drive with one hand AND take this photo, please don’t submit a picture of MY car as a possible Jagoff posting! I was driving like a Jagoff in the name of high integrity blog reporting!)
Rachael Rennebeck is a Pittsburgh jagoff (the term of endearment version of jagoff of course) who cofounded YaJagoff Media, LLC. With decades of experience eating, drinking, shopping, living, and being among yinzers, we birthed the Pittsburgh-centric company encompassing all things related to the 412, oh, and the 724.
