This is at the Sheetz on 286 in Plum (next to Stanford).
And what you are seeing is the “grown-up” version of the kid that used to take 4 cupcakes all at once when someone brought in birthday treats to your kindergarten class. It was because of HIM that, at the next party, everyone had to stand in line single file and be HANDED 1 cupcake each.. leaving you with an angel food cupcake when you REALLY wanted a chocolate one!!!!!
Here’s the write-up that was submitted with this pic:
Sheetz has cards like the GetGo advantage card, but you don’t build up extra savings, you just automatically save 3-cents per gallon for using your Sheetz card. At GetGo you get one fill up with your perks (maybe 40-cents or a $1 off per gallon). But double dipping at Sheetz for 3-cents off makes no sense (or cents) at all!
He’s right.. it makes NO sense to call the wife and say, “Honey, rush on down here, I have 3 cents off per gallon…it’s OUR night to cash in!!” So all this guy’s doing is spoiling the party for everyone else over 3-cents a gallon. Next week, there will be signs up, “ONE CAR PER FILL-UP!”
But wait! We like to give some people the benefit of a good excuse. Maybe he’s SHARING with everyone.. maybe he’s the SHEETZ GAS SANTA!!!! “Come one, come all!!! I’m handing out 3-cents of gas!!!! I’m SHANTA!” (Did you like how we did that overused “SH” Sheetz thing on Santa??)
Nope!!! This guy was just being a … well.. hold on…its coming.
Hey SHeister, SHeriously…(yep we love overusing the gimmick too) you were probably the reason that your first grade classmates had to bring in their own #2 pencils– cuz you kept taking handfuls from the teachers’ “Free” box and, more than likely, you were the kid that got caught eating mouthfuls of communion hosts after 2nd grade First Communion practice and we GUARANTEE your the guy that tries to purchase a large bag of Doritos, 2 MTO Shnack Wrapz and a 4.5 liter fountain drink with a dollar bill and all of the change in the “take a penny” holder. In the meantime, youre holding up the gas line longer than one of those landscaper trailers that fill 38 2-gallon gas cans every summer morning, Ya Jagoff!!!
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Wow, what a genius! Ha ha.
Get-Go has had the signs warning against that for a while.
I was almost moved to commit assault one time at the Get-Go on Rte. 51 in Brentwood… This old dude filled up a pickup, then 3 or 4 gas cans at a PACKED station all while we sat behind him, then proceeded to walk inside to pay/buy stuff. Holy COW, it’s a fill-up, not a vacation.
Haaa.. THAT would have made an EXCELLENT Jagoff post pic…….
Filling up a bunch of vehicles is a safety hazard. Static electricity can build up while you keep moving around and stop/start the pump. All it takes is one little spark and your day is ruined, not to mention the poor saps filling up next to you.
“He’s write.. it makes NO sense to call the wife and say, ‘Honey, rush on down here, I have 3 cents off per gallon…it’s OUR night to cash in!!'”
“He’s write?”
uhhh.. damn.. you got us with typo.. too many late night write-ups with one eye open.. good catch!
we fixed it so that WE don’t look like Jagoffs for eternity.. email us your address and shirt size.. we’ll try and send you something for the catch.. yajagoff@comcast.net
…yeah, I know that was kinda a jagoff thing for me to do, but it’s only ’cause I love yinz n’at.
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What make even less sense about this is, it takes 30 seconds to get your own Sheetz card, and another 3 minutes in a web browser to activate the fuel discount. The card costs nothing.