We all know, at this point, that traveling by airplane is no longer that fun, exciting way to travel any more.
Just as soon as the pilot turns off the “Seatbelt” sign, you have those passengers that squeeze out of their window seat, grab their stuff out of the overhead compartment and then STAND in the aisle while they wait for the airplane door to open.
Our point: Yes, the seatbelt sign IS indeed turned off.  But the airplane door to the outside is still closed, there’s no where for you to go!
Hey Mr./Ms. I-Have-to-be-the-first-person-off-Because-my-meeting-is-more-important-than-yours, yes, you may have to urinate.  Yes, you may have been sitting next to someone who snored like a Midas Muffler commercial or who’s love-handles were touching your bare arm and yes, we ALL want to be the first one at the baggage claim (where we stand around forever anyway).
There’s an unwritten protocol for exiting a plane… HINT: it’s like teaching your daughter how to wipe, FRONT TO BACK!!
Stay in your seats and out of the aisle and take your turn, Ya Jagoffs!
John is a Partner at YaJagoff Media, LLC.
