Who did this as a kid… went to church with your friends on Saturday/Sunday…and didn’t want to stay so you grabbed a church bulletin and then left… but used the bulletin as your proof of going! Some Catholics may have even stayed in church until communion and then headed out!
Well, this lady took that to a whole new level. Curing mass, she grabbed a purse that wasn’t hers (allegedly) and then headed out. (Not sure if she grabbed a bulletin or not. If she did, that might turn out to be evidence of her being there!) See WPXI.com.
Nobody has identified the lady yet but.. guess what.. THERE ARE CAMERAS EVERYWHERE… so we totally expect the authorities to get a HANDLE on this as they SHOULDER the investigative responsibilities and SNAP this case shut. (yeah, those were pretty weak purse puns.)
Hey Peggy-the-church-purse-perp, if/when you get caught, one of the things you should do is go back to church for confession. That’s what the Catholics do. When there, we suggest you refrain from any more purse perusals… YaJagoff!
John is a Partner at YaJagoff Media, LLC.
