My man…ALLEGEDLY robbed 3 places in the same neighborhood… and then a 4th one in the neighborhood next to that one. The cool thing is, he were the same disguise.. NOTHING!!! Not even a mask so we gave him one in the official pic. He also wore the same jacket in all ALLEGED burglaries.
Got this pic and story from WPXI.com.
Sometimes burglars get caught by doing something stupid like leaving a cell phone at the scene, using personalized stationary for the “stick-up” note, or dropping their wallet at the scene. This guy? Even worse. He didn’t even have the sense to use one of those silly opera masks. Even the Stowe Township Police Chief said,
“Most people go to different places and they change their clothes..”
Given lack of any type of disguise, getting caught was inevitable. I mean, at least put on a Steelers ballcap and jacket or team jersey so that you have a chance to blend in with at least 85% of the local population on any given day, Ya Jagoff!.
John is a Partner at YaJagoff Media, LLC.
