This is a picture of the snack shelf in the kitchen cupboard.
What you see here is either the work of very smart rats that know how to work chip-clips OR family members that have a complete lack of respect for a sudden, late night, crunchy/salt craving.
There I am…watching the Steelers/Washington game Monday night. After the score got tied along with the “we dropped a lot of balls” factor, I got the anxious munchies. I needed salt and crunch so I headed to the snack cupboard and this is what I found.
So now I’m desperate…stale/salty does not satiate a crunchy/salt craving. In the meantime, the Steelers go down by 3… and I’ve got nuthin. There’s not even one of those small double-packet of restaurant saltines. I was relagated to eating tiny, stale, potato chip specs on a carrot stick sandwich.
Can someone PALEEEEEEEZE learn to use one of the 769 free chip-clips from one the local chiropractors, insurance agents and hospitals that are in our silverware drawer OR one of the 10-12 black, triangular paperclip thingies, that we “borrowed” from work over the years? When a person in the house has a late-night crunchy/salt craving they should be able to have a little satisfaction……..Ya Jagoffs!
Rachael Rennebeck is a Pittsburgh jagoff (the term of endearment version of jagoff of course) who cofounded YaJagoff Media, LLC. With decades of experience eating, drinking, shopping, living, and being among yinzers, we birthed the Pittsburgh-centric company encompassing all things related to the 412, oh, and the 724.
