Nobody likes to be sick but.. the other night, I would OF appreciated it if someone could OF come over and disconnected my head from my body so that I wouldn’t have felt like the Washington Capitols’ Tom Wilson hit me at center ice with my head down after taking a 37 step run from the far goal line.
In the meantime, I can’t get the medicine (to make me feel better) open!!! These damn things are “Brett Keisel Proof” on a GOOD day and, when I’m sick, I barely have enough energy to press the PREV/CHANNEL button on the remote to flick between Ellen and Price is Right!
Could ya please package medicine in something that opens a little easier – like those crappy Styrofoam take-out containers from Wholey’s so that, when I’m weak, I don’t have to rent the local fire department’s Jaws of Life just to down a few pills??
Rachael Rennebeck is a Pittsburgh jagoff (the term of endearment version of jagoff of course) who cofounded YaJagoff Media, LLC. With decades of experience eating, drinking, shopping, living, and being among yinzers, we birthed the Pittsburgh-centric company encompassing all things related to the 412, oh, and the 724.
