Have ya ever heard of the “one-armed wall-paper hanger?” Me thinks he went out and bought himself a new box spring.
Or is it that, “Two Men and A Truck“ delivery now has a 1/2-priced competitor, “1 Man And A Sedan?” But thank GAWD they are following the OSHA protocol for delivering a mattress or box spring… holding it with one arm while driving across a bridge!
I mean, not even Sid Crosby’s forearms could hold that thing if it flips or slides and he’s been squeezing tennis balls for forearm exercises since he was 6 months old.
Is this driver an octopus that is also holding a cigarette, cell phone, eating a donut and holding a coffee that also has a yip-yip dog on his lap?
Is this driver one of the retired X-men, Bungee Cord man?
C’mon sedan man Stan, everyone in Pittsburgh has at least one “friend with a truck.”
But just a quick question…. inside that car, are you driving while sitting on a night stand?
Get on the internet and find a truck, Ya Jagoff!
Thanks to @DaStayHomeMomma for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher today. Great pic.
Rachael Rennebeck is a Pittsburgh jagoff (the term of endearment version of jagoff of course) who cofounded YaJagoff Media, LLC. With decades of experience eating, drinking, shopping, living, and being among yinzers, we birthed the Pittsburgh-centric company encompassing all things related to the 412, oh, and the 724.
