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Mar 28 2013

Bike Racks – Pittsburgh Airport

 

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What you are seeing is a bicycle rack that has been installed at the Pittsburgh Airport.   More specifically, you are seeing an EMPTY bike rack at the Pittsburgh Airport.  We have had a friend on Facebook documenting this bike rack and.. the lack of it’s use since last July!!!!

Our JIU (Jagoff Investigative Unit) has done it’s best on this one.. checking out rules for cycling on the highways leading do the airport as well as searching for really, really good reasons for installing a bike rack at the airport.  As it turns out, you really ARE allowed to ride your bike on the the Parkway going to the Airport AND the Montour Trail actually, kind of, does lead to the airport.

As an additional note.. the JIU staff saw absolutely ZERO people riding their bicycle, toting Pierre Cardin matching luggage bags OR even a backpack, trying to catch a plane to ANYWHERE!

While we doubt that the bike rack was a budget-buster of any kind, we do wonder what in theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hell is a bike rack doing at our airport which is located waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out there in Findlay Township?  Is this perhaps a crazy scheme to get more people to ride their bikes to the airport and therefore petition to have the airport moved to the Pittsburgh South Side???

Is this a prop eventually to be used in yet another movie to be shot in Pittsburgh… where Bruce Willis will ride a Huffy Bike with a banana seat and a 5-foot Sissy Bar and a Stargell Baseball card taped to the spokes along side a 747 taxiing down the runway and he jumps from the bike to the cockpit and stops the plane????

Hell, the Bruce Willis movie theory is just about as plausible as seeing a husband and wife come home from their 10-day Carribean Cruise, unlocking their bikes and cycling home to Verona.

Can someone PA-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze explain to us why County money and employee time were used to put in this bike rack, Ya Jagoffs???

 

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Mar 25 2013

Punxsutawney Phil – Final Play

Nothing else needs to be said… it’s the end of March and we just got pounded with snow! Yes, we know we live in Western Pennsylvania and the weather is crazy. But not NEAR as crazy as that “EARLY SPRING” B.S. Punxsutawney Phil dished out on national TV!!!

Phil, you’re lucky MOST of the people that were there at Gobblers’s Knob to hear your prediction on Groundhog Day were too drunk to remember it and hold you accountable. The rest of us are just PEEVED that we put blind faith in a ground hog and really believed that an early spring was coming, Ya Jagoff!!!

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Mar 11 2013

Daylight Saving Time – What Jagoffs!!!

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So another year of this “move the clocks ahead nonsense” is behind us.  Another Spring when people showed up for church, golf and airplane flights late and missed the 11am McDonald’s Breakfast/Lunch cutoff.

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy do we put ourselves through this???

And by the way, it is NOT “Daylight Savings Time.”  It is “Daylight Saving Time” meaning we are now saving DAYLIGHT not creating a summer version of a Citizens Bank .000003% interest Christmas Club account called the DAYLIGHT SAVINGS CLUB!

So why are we worried about saving daylight?  Some say it’s the government and an energy thing, some say it’s a Farmer’s Almanac thing and, quite honestly, most people have no idea and make stuff up!!!

I wasn’t aware DAYLIGHT was in need of saving!!!  Am I the only one that was content with the amount of DAYLIGHT we had already??

If you’re working at 2am, or 3am or, 3am that JUST WAS 2am 10-seconds ago, you may have just been shafted outta an hour worth of pay.

And then there’s the changing-the-DVR-Microwave-Oven-WorkWatch-DressWatch-CarClock-OtherCarClockThatNeedsAPenToStockInTheThingy-TheVariousBatteryOperatedDecorativeWallCocks-TheShowerRadioClock-and-the-BedsideClockRadio routine.  EXHAUSTING!

SIDE NOTE: It absolutely KILLS me when the Microwave clock and the Oven clock don’t match minutes!

Look, I just got used to writing 2013 on my checks.  Thank GAWD I don’t have to write the time of day on anything based on the sun’s position!  And the dog, he’ doesn’t realize that his stomach-alarm needs to be changed by an hour… he’s HUNGRY NOW!!!!

And how about the work-time lost due to DST… we know about the March Madness mess of people wasting time at work but how many work-hours are lost by people standing around the office last Friday searching the internet and arguing over the “Is it spring FORWARD?” question!

OK.. enough about Daylight Savings Time.  The bottom line is, I have no idea who is responsible for it but too many people hold ME responsible for figuring it out!  My vote,  let’s just keep the clocks the same  all year around and, those of you who WANT that precious extra hour of daylight, get your lazy arses out of bed an hour early on your own, Ya Jagoffs!!!

 

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Dec 21 2012

Is Anyone Able to Read This Posting?

OK.  So we’re in a WIERD situation! 

We thought about NOT wasting time on a blog post for today since we are all supposed, well, not here. But then again, maybe the Mayans were wrong and we all woke up today.. which means we needed a blog post for today. 

So, here’s what we did. 

We recycled part our post from May, 2011 when Jagoff Harold Camping predicited the LAST nonsensical apocolypse event.

 

 

“Harold Camping, the gravely voiced, 89-year-old founder of Family Radio; the man who pinpointed May 21 as the exact date of the Rapture based on clues sprinkled throughout the Bible. He is very confident in his prediction.” (click here for the full story)

 

 

Some say the Mayan Calendar says the end of the world will be December 21, 20012.

Hey Harold, Mayans, I listened to you.  I am now broke cuz I drained my bank accounts to buy alcohol and rent a drive-in-sized screen for a neighborhood karaoke party and get a Duquesne Club membership, my parents hate me because I finally fessed up to stealing and wrecking the car when I was 17 ( I had previously blamed it on my cousin who got grounded for life), my neighbor hates me because I made a pass at his hot wife, I am hung over from drinking to forget about making a pass at the neighbor’s hot wife, I am in jail for looting the Ross Park Mall Tiffany’s, Apple and L.L. Bean stores to try and make my neighbor forget about me hitting on his hot wife and I now owe each of my kids a Mercedes Benz and an iPad2 that I promised them if they cleaned their rooms aaaaaaaaaand I now have to do 2 weeks worth of laundry and have to pay my credit card bill aaaaaannnd, on top of all of that, I purposely did not purchase a Christmas tree so now I’m gonna have to use my grandma’s fake SILVER tree AND there’s s’posed to be heavy snow predicted and, last week, I resisted urgers to waste money on toilet paper, milk and bread, YA JAGOFFS!!!!

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Jul 30 2012

Whoso Pulleth Out This Hammer of This Asphalt, Is Rightwise King Born of Indiana

Surely you have seen those photos of a dead animal in the middle of a road with the double yellow line painted over it.  Who knows if they are real or photo shopped.  But bet your IUP drinking cup, this one is the real thing.  It’s a pic from the Indiana Gazette.  Here’s the message posted with it:

A hammer that had apparently been left on the road and rolled over, now seems to be a permanent part of the road at Locust and Fourth streets in Indiana.

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At the time we were writing this, it still had not been confirmed if this was a contractor or municipal employees who, when they got back to the garage, were wondering, “Where in the @$*! did I put that hammer?” Well, look no further astute road-pavers, Indiana Gazette photographer, Tom Peel, found it!

As tale will have it, Tom actually attempted to pull the hammer from the asphalt but was unable.  However, the tale goes on to describe an Indiana “commonor” who DID indeed pull the hammer from the asphalt but, paniced, put it back and ran into Wolfendale’s to throw down a few quick beers.  This commonor’s name was Arthur (otherwise known as Uncle Stush to some)!

Here’ what we think is the funniest thing about this photo.  More than likely, a steam roller smashed it into the asphalt.   How fast does a steam roller go?  Yeah….slower than Pedro Alvarez rounding third on an inside-the-park homerun attempt!

Hey construction dudes and dudettes, this pic really isn’t a big deal trophy to incompetence but, if the steamroller driver was watching what he was doing, once he/she saw the hammer on the ground in front of him, we feel sure that he could have radioed to the project supervisor that there was a hammer laying in his path, that project supervisor could have finished his cigarette, walked over to the water cooler, grabbed a little white-cone cup, filled it 3 times with water, then radioed to the SLOW/STOP sign-holder on Locust, who would have let 27 more cars through, then turned their sign to STOP, then walked over to the cone-placer guy who was waiting for the tar-squeegee guy to finish so that he could pick the cones back up, and asked, “How about those Pirates?” and then after they talked about McCutcheon’s recent batting average, walked over, signaled to the steam roller guy that he was going to pick up the hammer in his path, took two last drags on his cigarrette, threw it to the ground, stamped on it with his steel-toed boot with a twist, then exhaled a chest full of smoke, walked over, leaned down, picked up the hammer and walked away before the steam roller traveled 6 more feet.

But then again, who are we to judge?  Next time throw a candlestick, rope, knife, and a lead pipe in front of the steam roller, then we can have a big game of Indiana “Clue.” Thanks for the smile and the blog material, Ya Jagoffs!

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