It’s been a while since we had a work jagoff blog post because nobody has been at work!! Blame Covid or blame Mike Tomlin or even Dan Bylsma (pronounced BLYzma in Pittsburghese.) But this is a good one. We all know what it’s like when you inadvertently lean against a sink aaaaand the next thing ya know, you have wet spots on the front of your drawers that you’re trying to blowdry on the wall dryer so that you can go back to work.
This is what was posted with the pic on Instagram:
WHO KEEPS LEAVING THE SINK TOP FLOODED IN THE LADIES ROOM?!??!
RIGHT!!! Do you leave that mess at your home bathroom? And truly, why is there so much water splashed on the counter? Did you soak your feet in that thing? Did you try to cup water in the faucet to get a drink like you used to do as a kid?
Hey Wet-Wendy (would have been Willie but it’s the ladies’ room), there are towels on the wall. For gawd sakes, your momma ain’t workin’ here, so please clean up after yourself. You’re probably the same person that stuffed the toilet and left the copier feeder jammed before we all left for Covid quarantine, ya jagoff!
Thanks to @mmmmpie on Instagram for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher!