If there was ever a traffic picture that described the old Abbott And Costello “Who’s On First” skit, this is it. Thank God we have the Jagoff-estrator to explain what is going on. There is a name for this type of situation BUT since this is a family-friendly website, we’ll just call it a “Cluster Truck” situation. As you know from reading this, our believe is, it only takes one Port Authority Bus or truck to create a “Cluster Truck.”
Vehicle #1: A tractor trailor that has cut the left hand turn too short and is now SCREWED
Vehicle #2: A second tractor trailer that knew how to cut the left turn wide but did it too early and SCREWED vehicle #1 and get back up.
Vehicle #3: An impatient Jagoff that doesn’t want to wait for anything so is trying to squeeze between the two trucks
Vehicle #4: The silly person that is sitting there, burning gas at $4.60 per gallon watching this thing like a dinner show at the Cabaret Theater
OK, now we know the players, here’s what your seeing in detail. (We would have video taped this but it took over 20 minutes to get it all figured out.)
Truck #1 was trying to make a left turn up the bridge ramp. Unfortunately, he has no idea how to drive his big rig and, almost takes a piece the wall on the right side. So now he has to back up and figure it out all over again.
The problem Truck #2 was impatient and started to swing his truck into the right place for the turn up the ramp but, guess what, he can’t do it because Truck #1 is in his way. (guessing he didn’t see that big truck in the way.)
But to add to the entertainment, Car #3 comes down the opposite ramp and really, really, really wants to turn left. But these dog-gone trucks are in his way. He can’t seem to wait because maybe his girl his having a baby or maybe he has to be on X-Box Live in the next 10 minutes for a tournament, so he tries to edge up and cut between the two tractor trailers.
Everyone else is just waiting, waiting and waiting and waiting some more.
To the driver of Vehicle #1, let’s CLEVERLY call him “Jack Knife” when your in your sleeper cab tonight, you might want to pull up some websites that say, “Learn How To Drive The Big Rigs – REMEDIAL CLASS.” And the driver of Truck #2, you might need a lesson in patience and a lesson in how many lanes are on a road. Car #3, you need a lesson in … well, NOTHING.. you’re just a Jagoff. You need to be TAUGHT a lesson. Car #4, can you please get out and kick the @#$@ out of the driver in Car #3 to teach him a lesson?
In the meantime, can someone please get ther @#$@# together so the rest of us can get home, Ya Jagoffs!