I’m not sure what happens to headphones when I put them in my backpack, but, they somehow come out looking the same way my Christmas tree lights look as I pull them out of the box from last year. I was on a plane, there were too many people around and, after watching wrestling matches of the WWE, I started getting afraid that these things were ultimately going to slam me on my back, jump from the top of the plane seat on to my chest, landing with a knee or flying elbow and pinning my shoulders for a 10 count.
So I just said “____ it!” and put them on! Them tangled on my face is a much less embarrassing visual than them pinning me in the middle of a jam packed plane full of people armed with smart phone cameras.
But here’s what I DO know… someone take a look at that knot… I swear to GAWD you could dangle 6 Navy Seals off of the Fort Pitt Bridge from that knot..
Headphones…. stop doing this to me, Ya Jagoffs!
Rachael Rennebeck is a Pittsburgh jagoff (the term of endearment version of jagoff of course) who cofounded YaJagoff Media, LLC. With decades of experience eating, drinking, shopping, living, and being among yinzers, we birthed the Pittsburgh-centric company encompassing all things related to the 412, oh, and the 724.
