I judge space necessity for purchasing a vehicle with the ol hockey challenge. If I can fit four hockey sticks and two stuffed bags, along with three teenage kids comfortably, then my husband and I are in. My park near me test is also non-conventional.
If I am walking toward my car after grocery shopping and I see that a “V” has been created thanks to the car that pulled in next to me, I am tipped off that things are not looking good. When I can’t open my grocery getter door because said car is too close, I am a little more heated. Then I refer to Shakira, my hips don’t lie, in fact they are my test. If I can’t walk between the two cars, you too close my friend.
My hips didn’t lie here, I mean I am “more than average” width in the hip area but nothing overly drastic, and that was a no can do, so this car was too close for comfort. Next time, park the car, get your Shakira on, and see if you should remain parked so close, ya jagoff!
Rachael Rennebeck is half of the jagoff duo behind the award winning YaJagoff Podcast and co-owner of YaJagoff Media, LLC. specializing in marketing, PR and content management. Married for over two decades with three amazing kids, Rachael appreciates a dark roast cup of joe, a throwback song to the New Edition days, Stitch Fix for simplifying shopping, and a good walk that doesn’t leave you glistening.
