The Pens are used to garbage being thrown at them thanks to the Filthadelphia Flyers just last week. But had to withstand the hefty cinch-sack with the word Wilson lettered across it during last night’s game against the Washington Capitals. Our Pittsburgh Penguins did their best to dodge punches, pushes and cross-checks, better known as the Wilson war zone. This is his job. A one-man disaster whirlwind who single-handily ruins a good hockey game.
His existence begs for a two sentence Mike Lange intro with a couple of expletives. He is madder than a dear friend of ‘ol Sophie Massloff at a bingo who playing 98 cards simultaneously while smoking 3 cigs and just lost the jackpot bingo to an 18-year old, Iron City beer SIPPING first-timer who is playing one card!
Hey NHL officials, throw the cinch sack garbage Tom Miller outta the garage-league and to the curb, YaJagoffs!
Rachael Rennebeck is a Pittsburgh jagoff (the term of endearment version of jagoff of course) who cofounded YaJagoff Media, LLC. With decades of experience eating, drinking, shopping, living, and being among yinzers, we birthed the Pittsburgh-centric company encompassing all things related to the 412, oh, and the 724.
