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Toilet Sniper in Westmoreland County

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Well, the summary of this blog post is going to be, make sure ya secure your handgun before you try to take a poop!

The Cliff Note Deets:

  • Poor Robert Hood was watching TV sitting on the floor of his first floor apartment.
  • Thankfully he moved out to the couch because…
  • His second floor neighbor, Shawn Moran, was trying to use the toilet upstairs when he said his 9mm pistol got caught in his shirt and went off, sending a bullet through the floor and into Hood’s apartment.
  • Mr. Hood has a bloody hand. Can’t call 911 so asks Mr. Moran to call 911 for him
  • Mr. Moran ends up with some felony and other charges.

See full story from Ross Guidotti on KDKA-TV

I mean, have ya ever dropped your cell phone into the toilet or near the toilet? Of course you have.  Given that, would you ever trust  yourself to take a pee or poop while holding a freshly sharpened Fuji Knife, machete or a gun while you’re at the toilet?  I’m raising MY hand over here. Hell, I don’t even want to try and hold a rock while trying to relieve myself at the toilet. If that thing would it my instep, I’d have a major cleanup AND anguish.

But my man, Moran, fumbled a gun and shot through the floor!  So much for a safety on the gun. so much for safe gun handling and so much for that casting call to be a quick-draw cowboy! With that kind of hand dexterity, I’d hate to be the one that has to clean around the outside of your toilet, YaJagoff!

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