How about this? Here’s the message that came to us with the above pic: “Here’s a jagoff…mine is the blue car and I had to get in from passenger side and climb over center console.”
Hoping that the driver of the blue car didn’t have a big lunch and it’s not their “bloated week.”
Hey Slim-Jim (that one??)…. seriously? You’re parked soooo close to the car on your right that, if your car was a dog, we’d be throwing cold water on it! After you parked, were you actually able to reach out your passenger side window and grab the loose change outta the car on the right?
Thanks to your head-up-your-ARSE parking method, unless the driver has their skinny jeans on, with 2 pair of SPANX underneath, has been on a hunger strike for the last 1,201 days and is the new Transformer character named “Hanger,” ain’t NOBODY getting in that blue car, Ya Jagoff!!!