Got this story about one of those lazy-freaks that can’t get outta their car so they honk incessantly…
Check this out, its 9PM tonight, just put the kids down for the night and they have school tomorrow. Iām in the process of attempting to unwind when I hear urgent incessant honking from outside. Not one tap, not two, but for 15 minutes, over and over and over again.
I finally get out to the porch and thereās a cream colored Quaker State Chrysler PT Cruiser vehicle out there with someone waiting and trying to get a neighborās attention. Hereās what dumbfounded me, her face is lit up in the darkened car because sheās got a CELLPHONE!
She couldn’t figure out that maybe she couldāve called, or gasp, walked up to the door?!?!
She said she was ādropping off some keysā. Jagoff was keepinā it classy, for sure.
There are veterans that have no legs or FAKE LEGS that have more energy than you. You have a $400 phone that you can even use as a $100, 1992 text pager!!! Ā Get the “Soapword” outta the car and knock on a damned door, Ya Jagoff!!!
Thanks toĀ Jun Z. for being the Honorary Jagoff Catcher today. Ā Be sure to send us your Jagoff stories to post.
Rachael Rennebeck is a Pittsburgh jagoff (the term of endearment version of jagoff of course) who cofounded YaJagoff Media, LLC. With decades of experience eating, drinking, shopping, living, and being among yinzers, we birthed the Pittsburgh-centric company encompassing all things related to the 412, oh, and the 724.
