You never wanna be “That Guy” or “That Girl.”
But…..someone was.Ā We have only had a few days of hot weather and I already had someone say, “Hot enough for ya?”
My desired response (that I didn’t give was) “Are you “THAT GUY” that is so lost for random things to say to aquaintances that you have to bring out, “Hot enough for ya?”
I’ll bet your a “card” at social functions, Mr. “Plaid-sports-coat-wearing-Wit-dat-short-sleeve-dress-shirt-with-a-tie-status-Hows-it-goin-Whats-your-sign-I-was-born-at-night-but-not-last-night-Do-you-come-here-often-I’ll-bet-your-sign-is-slippery-when-wet-How-about-that-internet-Hey-are-you-on-SpaceBook-Hey-does-a-burger-come-with-that-shake-If-sexy-was-a-crime-you’d-be-guilty-as-charged-Did-ya-hear-the-one-about-I’m-looking-for-treasure-can-I-look-around-your-chest.”Ā
Yes it is hot enough for me, as a matter of fact its feeling TOO HOT for me but I’m not going to complain cuz we just hadĀ a loooooong ass winter andĀ 3,568 straight days of rain, YA JAGOFF!!!!
I have to credit Facebook Follower Debi AbelĀ and now Honorary Jagoff Catcher on this post!
Rachael Rennebeck is a Pittsburgh jagoff (the term of endearment version of jagoff of course) who cofounded YaJagoff Media, LLC. With decades of experience eating, drinking, shopping, living, and being among yinzers, we birthed the Pittsburgh-centric company encompassing all things related to the 412, oh, and the 724.
