Pumpkin spice: bread, cookies, autumn-whole-lotta-crappalotta-coffee, beer, soap, potpourri, candles, toilet sprays… WHATEVER!! I’m a purist. I only like pumpkin flavored PUMPKIN PIE! Do I like the SMELL of pumpkin pie and would a have that around, yeah, maybe. But can we paleeeeeeze stop pumpkin-ing EVERYTHING?
Thank gawd that I know of one thing that hasn’t been pumpkin-ed…. a Primanti Brothers sandwich.
In the meantime, here’s my question, why do we need pumpkin-spiced toilet sprays? If you eat and drink everything pumpkin-spiced every day for 3 months, won’t you bathroom automatically smell like pumpkin spice, Ya Jagoffs?
Thanks to Anna Mac for the PhotoShop work!
Rachael Rennebeck is a Pittsburgh jagoff (the term of endearment version of jagoff of course) who cofounded YaJagoff Media, LLC. With decades of experience eating, drinking, shopping, living, and being among yinzers, we birthed the Pittsburgh-centric company encompassing all things related to the 412, oh, and the 724.
