Ridiculous gas pumps. This is a repost from my book, “Above the Fries.” And it’s a re-post because fueling up is STILL taking way to long!
When I’m getting gas, I’m ALWAYS in a hurry…either to get to an appointment or to get home.. either way, BOTH are places that I told people I’d be home 20 minutes ago! Then, I get stuck with a gas pump that asks more questions than a 9 year-old asking about Santa Claus:
- Do you have a fuel card? Yes or No
- Do you want to use your points? Yes or No
- Credit or Debit? Yes or No
- Do you want to purchase windshield washer fluid?
- Do you want a car wash? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
This is more questions than an SAT Test?!!!!!!!!
I just want gas, YA JAGOFFS!
Rachael Rennebeck is a Pittsburgh jagoff (the term of endearment version of jagoff of course) who cofounded YaJagoff Media, LLC. With decades of experience eating, drinking, shopping, living, and being among yinzers, we birthed the Pittsburgh-centric company encompassing all things related to the 412, oh, and the 724.
