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SATs No Longer VITs (T is for Test)

Remember when you were a senior in high school with ‘eh’ grades and a knot in your stomach the week before SATs because doing well meant a better chance at college entry?  I am talking that stomach ache accompanied by the weird, clammy sweat and trickle of vom in your throat?

Remember triple checking that you had a #2 pencil, (and it was NOT a hashtag) the right snack for the grueling process, (probably a Little Debbie something since healthy snacks were not popular in the 90’s) and prepared to arrive 30 minutes early…to weirdly sit and sweat more until the test started.

Now, this jagoff of a late winter storm could impede  SATs.  So much that there is a tracker to enter your SAT center to learn if your test would be moved to March 26.  No interest in sounding like the generation of peeps who walked to school uphill with no shoes both ways, but I am not ready to give up the SAT vom in my throat recollection because now we are so soft that some precipitation changed the mother of all tests to determine the future.  Yes, that was a run on sentence, ya jagoff! End vent.

Full story: https://www.wpxi.com/news/local/sat-testing-postponed-some-areas-due-weather/ZHUB3SDW65CMBKHLIQ3F6JZIOM/

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