Someone is wearing some chic emerald green framed glasses this holiday season, and it is NOT me.
My Amazon alerts confirmed that my newest pair of Blu-ray readers was delivered. Then, my husband texted asking if I had opened my Amazon package, which was left on the porch. Ehem, what? I rushed home to see if they weren’t secured in the packaging and fell out. No way.
Some savage with a green glasses fetish tore open my package and my glasses are gone. The kicker is that I live on a dead-end street and up a 137-foot driveway with a convent on one side and no neighbor on the other. Someone made a concentrated, deliberate trip to execute the glasses heist.
We ask that if you see anyone wearing some oversized emerald readers, ask where they got them. Better yet, maybe ask that they return them to the right jagoff, yajagoff!
