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Mattress Moves In the Dark

Mattress on top of car

The pic above has been waiting for this day.. or NIGHT.. as you might say!  Check out my man driving around late at night with mattress and box spring on the top of the car.

Dude…as we always say…EVERYONE in Pittsburgh is only 2 or 3 steps removed from a borrowed pick-up truck!  You don’t know anyone?  Not even your Candy Crush friends on Facebook? Hell, lie like everyone else that moves lies! Tell your one friend that you have 10-15 people coming over to help move you and then, when they arrive, give that one-person, that you actually KNEW was coming, that look like… “Wow! I can’t believe everyone bagged me for the move! It’s just me and you but I will make a few phone calls while you tear apart the bunk beds!

I mean, if nothing else, after spending big bucks on your mattress and box springs, just go ahead and pay the extra $35 to get the delivery… ’cause that right dare looks a little risky, Ya Jagoff!

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