This again? This driver has a little bit of the “I-got-my-nice-car-so-I’m-gonna-park-it-wherever-I-please” attitude? Again, parked perfectly so you know that they knew what was up. Maybe they thought the stripes on their car gave them the right to use the striped parking area??
You see what’s wrong so no need to rant. Let’s just offer one of our older solutions.
Tow this vehicle to Philadelphia. Put it in a downtown Philly lot and, as the tow truck driver leaves the car behind, they place a sticker on the car that says, “I hate everything about Philthadelpha! But here’s my cell number anyways, maybe we can chit chat xxx-xxx-xxxx!” And then put the driver on a Megabus on a trip to Philly to reunite with their car…. but only give them half of the cash that it will take to get their car out of the Philly bound and make them work for the rest!!!
This is nuts! Get out of the non-park zone YaJagoff!
Thanks to Doug B. for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher today!
