This seems like a crazy thing to do. Risk your current life’s situation just to five-finger-discount a few paper towels? See full story on CrimeWatchPa.com.
Dude.. did ya spill something? Poop your pants? Seems crazy that you would just need paper towels when, if you get caught, the punishment would be the same as of you grabbed 45 SlimJims, 213 Mountain Dews, 545 chocolate milks, 41 roller hot dogs and 26 packs of cigs.
Thinking that the police department that eventually catches ya is going to be known as the “Quicker Picker Uppers,” YaJagoff!