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Our FIRST Religious Jagoff

Rachael Rennebeck

 Click Here to See Story On WTAE (It’s all over but thought I would use this link)

OK.. I grew up Catholic but was picked up by the Presbyterians on “divorce waivers.”   So I get the whole church and shown’ yer faith thing.  But this guy??????

Look, I remember using my faith for leverage when it benefitted me – going to Catholic School, we LOVED “Holy Days of Obligation” cuz we went to early mass and got the rest of the day OFF!  I also remember, as a teen,  going to Saturday night church, grabbing a bulletin, then immediately leaving to hang out with my friends but STILL having the homily theme at the tip of my tounge on Monday morning to prove I showed up! 

This guy’s havin’ a spat with his neighbor and decides to erect a HUMONGOUS, IMPOSING, LIGHTED-LIKE-A-CASINO cross on his property to “show his faith!” He actually goes on the tube sayin’ he’s got a calling from the Lord to show his faith.  Sheeesh!!!

Carl-buddy, ya know your leveraging yer faith just to spite yer neighbor (It’s as obvious as your need to stand closer to yer razor.) 

Before we go to the church and prove yer a liar by asking them them to count yer weekly Donation Envelopes (cuz that’s how they record attendance), WISE UP, and TAKE THE CROSS DOWN and stop wasting news time and borough legal time, YA JAGOFF!!!

(But by ALL MEANS, feel free to post videos of ya doing your daily prayers on YouTube if ya wanna show us, and yer construction buddies, how “faithfull” you are!)

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Rachael Rennebeck is a Pittsburgh jagoff (the term of endearment version of jagoff of course) who cofounded YaJagoff Media, LLC. With decades of experience eating, drinking, shopping, living, and being among yinzers, we birthed the Pittsburgh-centric company encompassing all things related to the 412, oh, and the 724.

1 thought on “Our FIRST Religious Jagoff”

  1. Its a free country,and I don’t mind more crosses going up across America, They are needed. Stand up for your faith, especially Catholic or Christian, we have been getting beat up by many for quite sometime, so it is our time to rise and be proud and if you are a Christian you should stand by him if not YOU R A JAGOFF

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