Congrats, we have survived Black Friday crowds. Most of us mastered the ‘get in with the list and get out fast’ operation that is most effective to conquer Black Friday. Then, we tackled Cyber Monday like it was our Monday morning job. We may still be nursing our cyber fingers, you know the cramps you get in the tendons from shopping with your fingers doing the walking? And here we are on Ornament Wednesday!
This is the day when you realize that it is THREE WEEKS until THE BIG DAY and time is ticking. Only 21 days to display the mother of all gifts that has no mention of red, rider or shooting an eye out. It is the coveted Ya Jagoff Parking Chair ornament in its THIRD installment!
The third annual ornament is meant to look like “grandma’s rusty old parking chair,” complete with a cardboard “No Parking” sign. It follows last year’s beach chair ornament.
Any true Pittsburgher knows once a chair has been put out, that spot has been claimed. So, pick the best spot on the tree and nestle the ornament among the lights, tinsel and garland! NO tree yet? NO problem! Let that bad boy sit out on display like the gem it is!
Basically, the action to take on Ornament Wednesday is simply to get your parking chair before they are gone. There are only 250 in stock and they are moving quickly. What are you waiting for, Ya Jagoff?!