Done working out. Time to shower and get to a few cold YaJagoff beers and stuff my face with a salad topped with french fries! When I get to the shower, I see the what you see in the photo above. Yep, you got it! Its curly black hairs on the top of the squirty soap!!! SQUIRTY SOAP!!!
(Is there pukey stuff in the back of your throat right now?)
SHEEEEESH!
Squirty soap was the best invention EVER cuz it meant, from that point on, you NEVER AGAIN, had to pick up bar soap with two fingers cuz there was dried short-hairs pressed into it! I’m actually gagging as …(hold on a minute while I choke a lump back)… anyway, I am gagging as I write this and look at that picture.
Now that we see that even SQURITY soap can be tainted… expect me to not use ANY soap… just extra deodorant …YA JAGOFFS!!!
