What is this? It is a disregard for one’s hometown. Who leaves a mattress laying along I-79?
Did you show up at your destination an not have one of the parts of your moved or new bed and you said do yourself, “Hmmmmmmm” where did it go?” You never thought, “Hmmmmm… I remember there being this THUNDERING noise when it flipped off the back of the truck or my car roof.”
Do you know that it takes more lies to NOT turn around and pick up a mattress that fell out of your vehicle than it takes to stop the truck, pick up that mattress and throw it back on to your truck? Ok.. that’s maybe not true but… nobody asked you, at your destination, “Where the %*@*_ is the mattress, Ya Jagoff??”
John is a Partner at YaJagoff Media, LLC.
