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Peter Parkers Cathy

Why don’t people even try?

Were you worried about someone scratching your truck? Because you’re lucky no one rammed a shopping cart into it.

  • Is the size of your truck INVERSELY proportional to the extra gas money left in your back account at the end of the month?
  • Do you sit in four chairs at dinner or just lay across the entire table?
  • Do you lay on four towels at the beach?

First, we suggest bicycles for your future vehicles, they’re “greener” than that gas-guzzling truck and they are waaaaay easier to park!

Since “FOUR” seems to be your thing,  we can only hope that, while you’re in the store,  four mini-vans pull in next to you full of Hi-C-Gotta-pee-Door-swinging-Kids that do some “dent artwork”  on your side panels, Ya Jagoff!

Thank you to our Honorary Jagoff Catcher, Cathy W. 

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