Why don’t people even try?
Were you worried about someone scratching your truck? Because youâre lucky no one rammed a shopping cart into it.
- Is the size of your truck INVERSELY proportional to the extra gas money left in your back account at the end of the month?
- Do you sit in four chairs at dinner or just lay across the entire table?
- Do you lay on four towels at the beach?
First, we suggest bicycles for your future vehicles, theyâre âgreenerâ than that gas-guzzling truck and they are waaaaay easier to park!
Since âFOURâ seems to be your thing, we can only hope that, while youâre in the store, four mini-vans pull in next to you full of Hi-C-Gotta-pee-Door-swinging-Kids that do some âdent artworkâ on your side panels, Ya Jagoff!
Thank you to our Honorary Jagoff Catcher, Cathy W.Â
John is a Partner at YaJagoff Media, LLC.
