It’s the 4th Annual March Madness Bracket of Jagoffery!
Bracket title: #ThingsThatTurnPeopleIntoJagoffs
First round voting will start tomorrow and continue every Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday until the winner is announced on April 10th
Last year’s bracket winner was Alcohol who received one of the 16 seeds this year.
Vote! And then tell your friends and family and pets to vote!
Here’s the list of what will be on the brackets!
- The 2019 #ThingsThatTurnPeopleIntoJagoffs Sweet 16 list:ME – Because they ALL drive slow it seems. Never in a hurry!
- MEANDER-thals – Event walkers or diagonal-walking-street-crossers – Just go straight, get off your phone and pick up the pace! (from Mary, New Castle and Maureen K, Facebook)
- Skinny Lanes on Route 51 – because 1 in 2,897 drivers actually know how to judge the size of their car (from Stan, Virginia)
- Buses that don’t pull to the curb – Port Authority buses that don’t pull into the curb to pick up their customers AND also, block traffic while they are stopped! (The first Jagoff blog post ever posted on this blog)
- Alcohol (a contender every year) – pretty much a key “Jagoff Maker” on a daily basis. (Last year’s winner)
- Liberty Tunnel and Bridge – it’s a part-time tunnel and bridge. Is it open? One lane? Two lanes? We never quite know (from Stan, Virginia)
- Mall Parking Spaces on Black Friday – There’s only 1 left and there are three cars coming from one end of the parking row and 2 more coming from the other end… uh-oh! (from Pete the Car Man, North Hills)
- Facebook – It can be a good place to catch up with family and friends but…. (from @MixtyMotions, Twitter, Virginia)
- Pets that wear clothes – Do pets really need sweaters? (Rachael R’s favorite)
- Socks and Sandals – When worn separately, they are fine. When combined? Nope!
(from @MixtyMotions, Twitter, Virginia) - The Speaker Function on Cell Phones – We all don’t need to hear your convo!!!
(from @MixtyMotions, Twitter, Virginia) – A - Kids Sporting Events– The kids are having fun. The parents? Urggggh! (from Sue M, Instagram)
- Bike Lanes – Here’s another one.. when used properly, all good. When used incorrectly or placed in skinny roads? Hmmmmm! (from BurghJacks, Twitter)
- Highway Merging Ramps– In other words, people that STOP while getting on the highway vs. yielding and getting up to speed to get on the highway (from Allie, D Facebook)
- Road Construction “Merge Here” Signs – It clearly says, “use land to merge point!”
- Food Samples at Costco – Food samples makes people NUTZ as they hover around and block the aisle just for a free cracker with chicken salad on it. (John’s Fav so it stayed on from last year)
- Stop Signs – Especially… when you’re at one, trying to turn left, and someone squeezing in on your right blocking your view of oncoming traffic (from Kathy W, Facebook)
No! You don’t get to see the pairings until tomorrow!
