There seems to be a constant epidemic of Wallet Juggling Jagoffery.
First, there’s the checkout line champ who waits until the cashier gives ya the total before beginning an archaeological dig for the wallet. Bonus points if they have to search every pocket they own. And sometimes, it’s an entire deck of cards to shuffle through like a magician.
Then there’s the food drive-thru peep who spends ten minutes in line, reaches the window, and suddenly acts surprised that they need to twist outta their seatbelt and get their … ya… you got it.. WALLET!
And let’s not forget the ATM Settler. They complete their transaction, but instead of pulling away, they sit there organizing receipts, counting cash, rearranging credit cards, fixing their hair in the mirror and perhaps balancing their checkbook while the rest of us wonder if they’ll be spending the night.
Your wallet isn’t a magic trick trying to find the Ace of Hearts. Know where your debit card is, have it ready, and keep the line moving, YaJagoff!
John is a Partner at YaJagoff Media, LLC.
