So this is an easy one. Not JUST because I’m a Penguins Fan and a “homer.”
Trevvvvvy Babeeee, so ya get yer shot at the NHL at the ripe young age of 32.
You FINALLY get a chance to ride on the big-boy airplanes, stay in a hotel that doesn’t have rotary phones AND drink beer with legal-aged team mates that AREN’T callin’ ya GRANDPAP!!!
Well, you got PART of the job right,
1) yer standing in in the runway
2) with a uniform on
3) and yer yelling
Problem is, ya SHOULD be shucking WIENERS or ICE CREAM.
Maybe the NEXT time you get yer shot at being a pro hockey player the Human Society can give ya a free DISTEMPER shot just before the game, YA JAGOFF!!!
(BTW, do all the taunting ya want. Yer 32 with 32 whole games played in the big-boy NHL. The guy you were taunting – he’s only 22 and ALREADY has 14 games in the NHL. Guess how many HE will have when HE’S 32? Wait, that’s math, you probably have NO idea! )
