This excerpt from the TribLive article kind of sums up the story perfectly:
Allegheny Township police say they were able to identify a suspect who gave them a fake name when they found a satchel of drugs on him with his Social Security card inside the bag.
Haaa.. gotta admit.. reading about this actually did make me LOL. I think I even snorted too. No pee trickle but definitely a snort.
Dude! Who in theeeeee hell carries their social security card on them? Let us answer.. NOBODY! And here’s the next thing, there’s a reason other than Covid that bank robbers and such where masks! The masks hope to HIDE their identity. So you give a fake name but hand over your social security card? We’re kind of shocked you didn’t ask the police for a ride as your get-away card!
Well, we know what we are sending you for a Christmas gift, a wallet, so you can carry your fake ID and your real social security card …but not in your drug bag, YaJagoff!!!
