Nope! Not a fake picture. Not a SnapChat filter that adds fake parking spaces around a car. And, no, not a cars-are-socially-distancing-too joke!
The good news is, they got between the lines. The bad news is, all of the other 182 #PeterParkers, that caused this particular driver to park this way, left and this one driver was stuck looking guilty!! You know, like when you pull up to the self-serve gas pump, and have to park awkwardly because of the other person in the row, then they leave right after you get out of your car and then, the next-in driver, looks at YOU like YOU’RE the Jagoff!
A similar story would be like when you’re in the work restroom, and the guy who pooped and stunk up the place leaves while you’re still in there and then, the next guy in sees you washing your hands and gives YOU the dirty look about stinking up the place.
OK, none of that is the case! Hey Louis In-the-Lane, maybe next week we will try to parallel park and try to get the car within 3 city blocks of a curb, Ya Jagoff!
Rachael Rennebeck is a Pittsburgh jagoff (the term of endearment version of jagoff of course) who cofounded YaJagoff Media, LLC. With decades of experience eating, drinking, shopping, living, and being among yinzers, we birthed the Pittsburgh-centric company encompassing all things related to the 412, oh, and the 724.
