If you’re a member of a warehouse club, you know that going to one of those on a weekend, especially Saturday, provides more Jagoffery in one visit that this blog can handle for a week. From people hovering around the free samples, to parents letting their kids push the carts around the store to be “cute,” to drivers that sit in a lane, for 10 minutes waiting to get that one parking spot that is 4 spots closer than then another empty spot.
The point being, if you know that Sam’s Club is a nest of Jagoffery on weekends, you might be a Jagoff too by knowingly walking into that next!
But going in the middle of the day on a weekday ain’t so bad. Plenty of room to move. Plenty of space to work your way around those families that mosey around 5 abreast trying to play Sam’s Rollerderby. Sidenote: I am DAMN good at Sam’s Club Rollerderby…. my self-proclaimed Sam’s Rollerderby nickname is “Pallet Crusher.”
Anyway, on a weekday, there is also plenty of space to hover around the samples and, guess what, plenty of space to pass by all of the garbage receptacles. I have used the Jagoffestrator to highlight the issue.
Hey Sandy (or Sammy) Sampler, you hover around the sampling senior citizen to get a tasty treat of beef jerky, honey mustard, parmesan chicken or a frozen taquito appetizer (they give ya the whooooole thing for appetizers!) Can ya take a sec to go back and do another appetizer hover formation, or even do a cart-fly-by, the sampling senior citizens and put your snack garbage where it’s supposed to be, YaJagoff??
Rachael Rennebeck is a Pittsburgh jagoff (the term of endearment version of jagoff of course) who cofounded YaJagoff Media, LLC. With decades of experience eating, drinking, shopping, living, and being among yinzers, we birthed the Pittsburgh-centric company encompassing all things related to the 412, oh, and the 724.
