Here’s a quick summary of the first round matchups. Choose your favorite in the form below!
#1 vs. #16
#1āGrocery Store Aisle Blockers (Talkers and Buggy Pushers) This was the 2017 Bracket Winner!
#16āSubarus (ācause they ALL drive slow)
#8 vs. #9
#8āSelfie StalkersāObsessed selfie-takers in public places or constantly posting selfies on social media
#9āBuses that donāt pull to the curbāPort Authority buses that donāt pull to the curb to pick up their customers AND also, block traffic while they are stopped!
#5 vs. #12
#5ā#PeterParkersāThese are Jagoffs who donāt know how to park their cars between the lines! Tons of āem on the blog!
#12āFood Samples at Costco ā Food samples make people NUTZ as they hover around and block aisles just for a free cracker garnished with chicken salad.
#4 vs. #13
#4āAlcohol (a contender every year)āpretty much a key āJagoff Makerā on a daily basis.
#13āPet Wardrobe ā Do pets really need sweaters?
Rachael Rennebeck is a Pittsburgh jagoff (the term of endearment version of jagoff of course) who cofounded YaJagoff Media, LLC. With decades of experience eating, drinking, shopping, living, and being among yinzers, we birthed the Pittsburgh-centric company encompassing all things related to the 412, oh, and the 724.
