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Today’s post originally appeared on the blog, Sean’s Ramblings Blog. It is a PERFECT Guest blog post!
Watch the Heinz Ketchup Commercial from the Super Bowl. No REALLY.. watch it!
Am I the only one who notices something wrong with the commercial? Everyone in the commercial hits the bottom of the bottle to get the ketchup out. Growing up in Pittsburgh, I learned at a young age the proper way to effectively get ketchup out of a Heinz bottle. You tap the 57. This might have been part of the first grade curriculum. Heinz even writes this !
What’s the best way to get Heinz ketchup out of the iconic glass bottle?
To release ketchup faster from the glass bottle, apply a firm tap to the sweet spot on the neck of the bottle— the “57.” Only 11% of people know this secret. Now you’re “in-the-know.”
While Heinz may have spent $4 million on the TV spot, perhaps they should have spent the $0 to tell the marketing people the right way to get ketchup out of the bottle… YA JAGOFFS!
(I added the little Ya Jagoff thingy!)
Thanks to Sean for offering to re-post his blog post here. Follow him on his website and on Twitter @SeansRamblings.
Some people eat Mini-Wheats, some eat bacon and eggs, some eat hoagies and some of us eat toast for breakfast. And clearly someone else in my house eats toast too but forgets to clean their toast crumbs off of the butter.
Is this the same person that leaves tooth paste scum in the sink?
Is it the same person that leaves their dirty dishes in the sink which, by the way, is 18.5 inches away from the front of the dishwasher that opens rather easily?
Is this the same person that thinks the clothes dryer is their closet to live out of vs pulling the clothes out so that someone else can use the dryer?
All that I know is that, I eat my toast before I shower and shave and I HATE it when the butter looks like it has whiskers and needs a shave in the morning worse than I do, Ya Jagoffs!