Sep 26 2014
Received this note with the pic above (Once again, we have used the Jagoffestrator to highlight the Jagoffery.):
I was the one that sent you guys the first ever San Francisco Jagoff about the guy who ran over the Do Not Enter sign….well here is another San Francisco Jagoff for you. Could not resist this one. Here is the story along with the pic I included.
Somebody in the office flossed their teeth with a floss pick and just threw it on the ground next to the garbage can. They walked by it several times, then decided to just put a folding table over it. Didn’t get a pic of that. This is the same person who brushes their teeth in the break room sink. Just another office Jagoff.
Ok Dental Denny (or Dental Denise as the case may be), we appreciate the fact that you’re the only person in the office that DOESN’T have a poppy seed, or two, stuck in their gums the rest of the day after eating an everything bagel. Yes, the rest of us all walk around not sure what to say to each other as the thing just sticks there during conversation!
But seriously, ya need to be as anal-retentive about your office waste-basket-jump-shot as you are about your teeth. Please be sure to ALWAYS do your ear-cleaning , with bobby-pins, Q-tips, office keys, pens from your co-w0rkers desk, cork screw, whatever, at home, Ya Jagoff!
Thanks, once again, to Nicole Borello for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher and, practically, our San Francisco Jagoff Catching Bureau Chief!
David, email us at YaJagoff (at) Verizon (dot) net, subject line PIZZA. Give us your mailing address for a gift certificate.