About that Gas Cap Thingy….


Not much to say about this one.  Other than, probably most of us HAVE done this before…. just not in view of a Jagoff Catcher!!  I’ve done it….but never caught.  So before you laugh at this one, remember, this could have easily been you OR me.  And now that I’ve acknowledged THAT, let’s laugh!!

There we were cruising around and there was this poor SOB…. gas cap laying on his trunk.  Of course, I was VERY nice and told him about it…. AFTER I TOOK THE PHOTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, you probably remembered your lottery ticket, 4 packs of smokes, some Funyuns, 2 SlimJims and a huge Iced Tea while you were getting gas.  On the other hand, the stuff that’s vaporizing out of your gas tank at over three bucks gallon is called gasoline.  And the reason why you’re currently getting .2345 miles to the gallon is….. YOUR GAS CAP IS ON YOUR TRUNK, Ya Jagoff!!!!

We Lost to the Buccaneers????? For Cryin’ Aht Lahd!


I know what the issue was!

The Pirates (Bucs) were playing the same time that the Steelers were playing the Buccaneers (Bucs). All of the tweets of #LetsGoBucs got Tampa all pumped up. Seems like as good of a reason than any answers the coaching staff have at this point.

Try to have a good day, ya Jagoff followers!!

Office Flossing Jagoff

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Received this note with the pic above (Once again, we have used the Jagoffestrator to highlight the Jagoffery.):


I was the one that sent you guys the first ever San Francisco Jagoff about the guy who ran over the Do Not Enter sign….well here is another San Francisco Jagoff for you. Could not resist this one. Here is the story along with the pic I included.

Somebody in the office flossed their teeth with a floss pick and just threw it on the ground next to the garbage can. They walked by it several times, then decided to just put a folding table over it. Didn’t get a pic of that. This is the same person who brushes their teeth in the break room sink. Just another office Jagoff.

Ok Dental Denny (or Dental Denise as the case may be), we appreciate the fact that you’re the only person in the office that DOESN’T have a poppy seed, or two, stuck in their gums the rest of the day after eating an everything bagel. Yes, the rest of us all walk around not sure what to say to each other as the thing just sticks there during conversation!

But seriously, ya need to be as anal-retentive about your office waste-basket-jump-shot as you are about your teeth.  Please be sure to ALWAYS do your ear-cleaning , with bobby-pins, Q-tips, office keys, pens from your co-w0rkers desk, cork screw, whatever, at home, Ya Jagoff!

Thanks, once again, to Nicole Borello for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher and, practically, our San Francisco Jagoff Catching Bureau Chief!

Raffle winner from yesterday’s blog is David Andrews who chose a Stroll Inn pizza.

David, email us at YaJagoff (at) Verizon (dot) net, subject line PIZZA.  Give us your mailing address for a gift certificate.