The One-Armed Mattress Delivery Guys

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Have ya ever heard of the “one-armed wall-paper hanger?”  Me thinks he went out and bought himself a new box spring.

Or is it that, “Two Men and A Truck“ delivery  now has a 1/2-priced competitor, “1 Man And A Sedan?”   But thank GAWD they are following the OSHA protocol for delivering a mattress or box spring… holding it with one arm while driving across a bridge!

I mean, not even Sid Crosby’s forearms could hold that thing if it flips or slides and he’s been squeezing tennis balls for forearm exercises since he was 6 months old.

Is this driver an octopus that is also holding a cigarette, cell phone, eating a donut and holding a coffee that also has a yip-yip dog on his lap?

Is this driver one of the retired X-men, Bungee Cord man?

C’mon sedan man Stan, everyone in Pittsburgh has at least one “friend with a truck.”

But just a quick question…. inside that car, are you driving while sitting on a night stand?

Get on the internet and find a truck, Ya Jagoff!

 

Thanks to @DaStayHomeMomma for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher today.  Great pic.

 

Yakkin’ With Ya Jagoff – Mayor Bill Peduto

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 We are yakkin’ with the Pittsburgh Mayor, Bill Peduto and we take him to task!!

Was his middle name “Cleveland?”

Can he do the Hokey Pokey?

What else does he have planned for the City?

By the way, we love the new City seal.

Follow the Mayor on Twitter @BillPeduto

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Windows? WINDOWS! Wiiiiiiindows!!

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So I was REAL close to writing a posting about those dumb commercials where everyone keeps saying “windows.”  In the meantime, there I was writing some stuff at the local “coffee-shop-where-I-drink-hot-chocolate-cuz-I-don’t-like-coffee-but-want-to-look-like-a-big-boy” shop.  As usual, I pushed my time to the max because, as one friend used to say, “laptops and PowerPoint have brought procrastination to a whole new level.”

OK, time to run and drive like a Jagoff to get to the next meeting.  Time to shut down the laptop.  Then I see the screen above.

“Please do not power off or unplug your machine.  Installing update 1 of 24.”

THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED RIGHT NOW!!!!  And then it takes 17 minutes to complete.

OK, Bill Gates Kool-Aid drinkers,  the next time I need an update to my “Macro-.dll-DMAK-GDI-Net BEUI-.mxp-WFW 3.11-WEW-.PSD-.xml-WYSISYG-VXB-.vga-URL-.SDK-LMNOP-EIEIO-WTF syntax” files, how about a little warning and a choice to say “Not right now I have a million @#$@# things to do” YA JAGOFF!!!