Drunk and Rear-ending a PARKED Police Car!

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Around 2:30AM , allegedly, 2 IUP students drove their car into the back of a PARKED police car. (Thank goodness  those STRICT IUP curfew rules.)  Even better, one of the students allegedly became belligerent with the police officers while they were investigating the oopsies.  See full story on WPXI.

Guessing those high-speed parallel parking classes aren’t going so well or that the self-parking car research isn’t going as well at IUP as it is at CMU. Also guessing that the next call back to home is going to be a little uncomfortable…”Well, ya see…me and my buddy rear-ended someone when we were drunk…” (and then the conversations goes completely different than what they originally gasped about on the other side of the phone.)

On the upside, the police officers were not seriously injured.

On the downside, we’re hearing UNFORTUNATE rumors that you guys were cracking yourselves up with all of your “What-were-those-stupid-doughnut-eaters-doing-parked-there-anyway” stories.

The final good news… we doubt this will affect either of your chances to be valedictorian speakers at your commencement ceremony in the spring of 2032, Ya Jagoffs!!!

Pittsburgh Irish Shirts

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St. Patrick’s Day is coming.  The other day on Facebook and Twitter we asked if we should do these shirts again.  A bunch of ya said “yes.”

So here ya go.  These will be special order.  All orders need to be received by February 27th, 5pm (EST) and all shirts will be delivered before March 14th.

Go to this link—> http://www.yajagoff.com/ya-jagoff-t-shirts/

Oh, and by the way…..

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The Toilet Seat Jags – Up or Down?

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Photo Credit @AlesisHeaps (321 Blink)

The other day Pittsburgh comedian John Knight and I were shooting video at the world headquarters of 321 Blink.  It’s a fantastic place. They have a slushy and ice cream server on staff every day between 11am and 5pm.  In addition, Trippe and Tim, the owners, randomly hand out cruise line tickets (and air fair) to their staff on the last Friday of the month.

But even with that kind of positive work environment, there can be controversy.  And this issue is as old as the toilet seat.

The women complain that the toilet seat should always be put down so that, when their back up beeper is engaged, they don’t have to look where they are going.  (Kind of like driving… the rearview mirror is for make-up but not for backing up.)

And man say, “Learn to look before ya sit down!

The one common ground that both know is, always, always, always flush a bar/restaurant toilet with your foot… NEVER touch the handle!

Soooooo… whaddaya say?  Should it go up or down?

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